general infinity was over by the stairs if you see the general he has to be infinity
that general he generally ate words like i-say-shun so that no one could call him that generalization was not his name
and when he ate those words that general he shit infinity
but people they said that's just shit shit ain't infinity
shit's shit
and that general he generally tried not to listen tried to wait for their realization that i-z-a-t-i-o-n was just letters tacked on just letters arranged into a word that didn't mean what it said
general infinity knew you couldn't say shun any more than you could say anything else
and that general he was tired of warring with words he didn't want to go to war when he became a general even though that general he knew that generally generals have something to do with militar-i-say-shun and that generally he who shit infinity had no place in the military even if it was a militia against reality
that general he didn't want to fight and that general he didn't have to
but it killed him to see people bombing his trains and planes with words as if words ever got you somewhere
and that general he ran around turning words into hot air balloons and bunnies wearing trenchcoats
but people would just point and say my my my that bunny sure looks nice in that trenchcoat
and then that general he puked on their shoes
and those people they got offended started throwing around words like fuck you and you fucking bastard i spent fifty pieces of hard-earned paper on these shoes
so that general he decided he would puke on the pieces of paper next time though that general he generally knew the more he puked the more people would call it puke and hold their nose as if puke was the smell as if puke was hell as if puke was more than p-u-k-e as if puke was what it pukes itself to be
